Februar 17, 2010
This guy’s cleaner than clean, whiter than white. You put him in a line-up with snow? Snow is going to jail.
Oh, snow … I’m so disappointed in you! Why couldn’t you just stay on the straight and narrow? Just answer me this, snow…when that stone ruined my ski today (and made me look like a special kind of inept ass for a second or two), were you in on that? Were you?? When I never did anything but love you?!?